My typical day by Andrey Arshavin
Домашнее задание Андрея Аршавина по английскому языку. Он не мог его закончить три года, пришлось ему чуть-чуть помочь.
I wake up early in the morning because I must go to training. My coach said if I don’t train he’ll send me back to Russian National Horror, but he doesn’t know, now it’s called Sopcast Russian Premier-League. Right after I wake up I make my bed because I don’t like when my room is messy, and I don’t like Messi at all.
I live in London, very beautiful city, where you don’t have to learn English at all. I play for Arsenal - very big club with lots of fans around the world, most of them my personal fans.
I like my team-mates. They are very friendly. We even have nicknames. For example: Fabregas is Eyebrows, Nicklas Bendtner is like young Owen, so we call him Wooden-boy, Samir is Snoodie, but I just call him Nasri it′s funny that nobody can′t understand, Thomas is Verminator, and my nick is Russian Wonder Potato.
Arsene Wenger is a very good manager. Also he′s our friend, but his friendship is deceptive - any time he can find a younger player. Often he leaves me outside the first 11, but I don′t give up because I know I′m the best - it′s written on the fence. At the training we do some exercises on stretching, and we always hear some squeaky sound from Bendtner′s legs. Then we work with the balls - passes, kicking, doing a poker.
After a training me and my friends Yuri and Roman go to the bar to chill out after a hard day of work, talk and smoke kalyan shisha.
P.S. Андрей Сергеич, это просто шутка =)
Писал немного, так как не все знают английский, да и чего греха таить, мой английский оставляет желать лучшего. I hope you′ll enjoy it.
По традиции песня. Ненапрягающий трек, который отлично подойдет для фона. Lazerbeak - Bound.
https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/4427862
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